Nelljammon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, boastful bear.

Nelljammon created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelljammon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nelljammon, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nelljammon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nelljammon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck purple.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Run away from black snails, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.