Nelljammon is a god.
She takes the form of a small, boastful
bear.
Nelljammon created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nelljammon, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nelljammon, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Nelljammon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Nelljammon's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your neck purple.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Run away from black snails, for they are unholy.
5. Never talk about solid mechanics.