Bissragjopnillgonhitfen Xentansaf Sitnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing warg.

Bissragjopnillgonhitfen Xentansaf Sitnad created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Bissragjopnillgonhitfen Xentansaf Sitnad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bissragjopnillgonhitfen Xentansaf Sitnad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bissragjopnillgonhitfen Xentansaf Sitnad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bissragjopnillgonhitfen Xentansaf Sitnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed lots of limes to goats while wearing purple skirts.