Queegfemyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic dugong.

Queegfemyarp created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Queegfemyarp, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegfemyarp, she will make you grow a tail.

Queegfemyarp's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Queegfemyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never hop in the presence of nematodes.