Queegfemyarp is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic
dugong.
Queegfemyarp created a top quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Queegfemyarp, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Queegfemyarp, she will make you grow a tail.
Queegfemyarp's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Queegfemyarp's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never hurt foxes.
4. Do not wear black clothing.
5. Never hop in the presence of nematodes.