Sascenstrag is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, quiet
hamster.
Sascenstrag created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sascenstrag, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Sascenstrag, he will turn you into a duck.
Sascenstrag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Sascenstrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never go into cyan rooms.
3. Never wear jumpers.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.