Flowsitbod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident goose.

Flowsitbod created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowsitbod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowsitbod, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flowsitbod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flowsitbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Flowsitbod's name in vain.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your head.