Yimhigdog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful jackal.

Yimhigdog created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yimhigdog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimhigdog, it will torture you forever.

Yimhigdog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yimhigdog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yimhigdog on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing mauve shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your hands.