Dibdogominjon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful cow.

Dibdogominjon created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibdogominjon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dibdogominjon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dibdogominjon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dibdogominjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing white coats.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick pigs.