Himzenpop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered gnu.

Himzenpop created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himzenpop, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himzenpop, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Himzenpop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Himzenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing red ear rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your face.

4. Never feed strawberries to monkeys while wearing hats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.