Citsatbotdundag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive fly.

Citsatbotdundag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citsatbotdundag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citsatbotdundag, it will curse you with boils.

Citsatbotdundag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Citsatbotdundag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back turquoise.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. You must love Citsatbotdundag.