Fednellwit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy shark.

Fednellwit created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fednellwit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fednellwit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fednellwit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fednellwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Run away if five moths approach from the east.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.