Vignillmut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud bat.

Vignillmut created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vignillmut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vignillmut, he will not care at all.

Vignillmut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vignillmut's Holy Commandments

1. Vignillmut loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Never talk about fire.