Vignillmut is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud
bat.
Vignillmut created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vignillmut, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Vignillmut, he will not care at all.
Vignillmut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Vignillmut's Holy Commandments1. Vignillmut loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Never mention voles.
5. Never talk about fire.