Sigkopdun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud crow.

Sigkopdun created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigkopdun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigkopdun, it will turn you into a rock.

Sigkopdun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sigkopdun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ducks approach from the north.

2. Hide if nine doves approach from the east.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigkopdun.