Loglopbin is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, clever
cow.
Loglopbin created carbon three million years ago.
If you believe in
Loglopbin, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Loglopbin, it will throw large rocks at you.
Loglopbin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Loglopbin's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never wear fawn dresses.
5. Never go into green rooms.