Loglopbin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever cow.

Loglopbin created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Loglopbin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Loglopbin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Loglopbin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Loglopbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear fawn dresses.

5. Never go into green rooms.