Cinyatyatdidwaddapcinwit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient lobster.

Cinyatyatdidwaddapcinwit created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cinyatyatdidwaddapcinwit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cinyatyatdidwaddapcinwit, it will ignore you.

Cinyatyatdidwaddapcinwit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cinyatyatdidwaddapcinwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Cinyatyatdidwaddapcinwit in the centre of the settlement.