Fotcatvil is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical grasshopper.

Fotcatvil created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Fotcatvil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fotcatvil, it will come to you in dreams.

Fotcatvil's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fotcatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Retreat if seven ants approach from the west.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.