Hugflanbid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying parrot.

Hugflanbid created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugflanbid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hugflanbid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hugflanbid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hugflanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hugflanbid's priests.

2. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the north.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.