Gabflagyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful donkey.

Gabflagyarp created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabflagyarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabflagyarp, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gabflagyarp's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gabflagyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Gabflagyarp loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Gabflagyarp on top of important buildings.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.