Rakcudquafbissrutt is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, vain
goose.
Rakcudquafbissrutt created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakcudquafbissrutt, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Rakcudquafbissrutt, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Rakcudquafbissrutt's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Rakcudquafbissrutt's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if three otters approach from the west.
2. Always help sick sharks.
3. Always treat horses with great respect.
4. Never think about solid mechanics.
5. Do not drink alcohol.