Rakcudquafbissrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain goose.

Rakcudquafbissrutt created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcudquafbissrutt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rakcudquafbissrutt, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rakcudquafbissrutt's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rakcudquafbissrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three otters approach from the west.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.