Sandsaghinnilfiggomwodsom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind unicorn.

Sandsaghinnilfiggomwodsom created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandsaghinnilfiggomwodsom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandsaghinnilfiggomwodsom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sandsaghinnilfiggomwodsom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sandsaghinnilfiggomwodsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed nuts to mice while wearing rings.

5. Never look in ponds.