Fungatceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow spider.

Fungatceb created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fungatceb, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fungatceb, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fungatceb's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fungatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.