Gabnildon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish lion.

Gabnildon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Gabnildon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabnildon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gabnildon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gabnildon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gabnildon on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if six rats approach from the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.