Fodbenflistamfarnvabbif
is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, merciless
dugong
.
Fodbenflistamfarnvabbif
created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fodbenflistamfarnvabbif
, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fodbenflistamfarnvabbif
, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Fodbenflistamfarnvabbif's
most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Fodbenflistamfarnvabbif's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear corsets.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never write about optics.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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