Vancebcit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish warg.

Vancebcit created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vancebcit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vancebcit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Vancebcit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vancebcit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vancebcit.

2. Always obey Vancebcit's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing corsets.

5. Do not leap in public.