Matsandsug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong fish.

Matsandsug created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Matsandsug, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Matsandsug, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Matsandsug's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Matsandsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Matsandsug.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.