Vanyikrap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent walrus.

Vanyikrap created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanyikrap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vanyikrap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vanyikrap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vanyikrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.