Nigbedvon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured ferret.

Nigbedvon created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbedvon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nigbedvon, it will be very unhappy.

Nigbedvon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nigbedvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nigbedvon's priests.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Nigbedvon must be the most important thing in your life.