Fadkempom is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous
hydra.
Fadkempom created Asia four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fadkempom, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fadkempom, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Fadkempom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Fadkempom's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.