Fadkempom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous hydra.

Fadkempom created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadkempom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadkempom, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fadkempom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fadkempom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.