Bomfetxen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent jaguar.

Bomfetxen created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfetxen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bomfetxen, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bomfetxen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bomfetxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt doves.