Hamtanxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind manatee.

Hamtanxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamtanxuck, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hamtanxuck, he will not invite you to parties.

Hamtanxuck's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hamtanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Hide from turquoise swans for they are unholy.