Mispontal is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous dragonfly.

Mispontal created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mispontal, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mispontal, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mispontal's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mispontal's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Mispontal on top of important buildings.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never feed pineapples to shrews while wearing ear rings.

5. Mispontal loves horses, so they must be respected.