Bumvabnab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm manatee.

Bumvabnab created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Bumvabnab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumvabnab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bumvabnab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bumvabnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about comets.