Quagontfag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring lion.

Quagontfag created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagontfag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagontfag, she will not invite you to parties.

Quagontfag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quagontfag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not covet oxen.