Bosslamtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage hare.

Bosslamtarp created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Bosslamtarp, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bosslamtarp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bosslamtarp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bosslamtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to tortoises while wearing yellow boots.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.