Femlistnut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring hydra.

Femlistnut created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlistnut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Femlistnut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Femlistnut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Femlistnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.