Flagsigmig Xinsisfag Godpitjarn
is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, contented
jellyfish
.
Flagsigmig Xinsisfag Godpitjarn
created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flagsigmig Xinsisfag Godpitjarn
, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flagsigmig Xinsisfag Godpitjarn
, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Flagsigmig Xinsisfag Godpitjarn's
most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Flagsigmig Xinsisfag Godpitjarn's Holy Commandments
1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
5. Never write about optics.
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