Cetbamhub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless weasel.

Cetbamhub created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbamhub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cetbamhub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cetbamhub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cetbamhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Always obey Cetbamhub's priests.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always take life seriously.