Yarlcabfun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, flying yak.

Yarlcabfun created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlcabfun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarlcabfun, he will turn you into a goat.

Yarlcabfun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yarlcabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.