Tettibaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited weasel.

Tettibaf created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettibaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tettibaf, it will laugh at you.

Tettibaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tettibaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to sharks while wearing corsets.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Tettibaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.