Wegwonflagquimpiddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unselfish squid.

Wegwonflagquimpiddoss created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegwonflagquimpiddoss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegwonflagquimpiddoss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wegwonflagquimpiddoss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wegwonflagquimpiddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near porpoises while wearing gray boots and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. You must never eat bread.