Zigpombif is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able zebra.

Zigpombif created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigpombif, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zigpombif, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zigpombif's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zigpombif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigpombif.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.