Mumbotvog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking horse.

Mumbotvog created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumbotvog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumbotvog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumbotvog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mumbotvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing white shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must pray to Mumbotvog nine times a day.