Busrutkan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless newt.

Busrutkan created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busrutkan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Busrutkan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Busrutkan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Busrutkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.