Lipyartget is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless narwhal.

Lipyartget created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipyartget, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lipyartget, he will have a low opinion of you.

Lipyartget's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Lipyartget's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Lipyartget must be the most important thing in your life.