Artnartetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome dragon.

Artnartetti created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artnartetti, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artnartetti, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Artnartetti's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Artnartetti's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Artnartetti nine times a day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Retreat if seven geese approach from the east.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.