Gumsakveg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited badger.

Gumsakveg created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Gumsakveg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gumsakveg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gumsakveg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gumsakveg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near mites while wearing green coats and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Put Gumsakveg first in all things.

4. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing red stockings.

5. Gumsakveg loves shrews, so they must be honoured.