Jadcepdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient frog.

Jadcepdag created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jadcepdag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jadcepdag, she will turn you into a rat.

Jadcepdag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jadcepdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not take Jadcepdag's name in vain.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Always obey Jadcepdag's priests.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Jadcepdag on top of important buildings.