Cidtenwit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful owl.

Cidtenwit created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidtenwit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidtenwit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cidtenwit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cidtenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near swans while wearing magenta shoes and balancing eight lead spheres on your head.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention geese.