Gadkinkapnar Gubwipnan Shavganwig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy capybara.

Gadkinkapnar Gubwipnan Shavganwig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadkinkapnar Gubwipnan Shavganwig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadkinkapnar Gubwipnan Shavganwig, he will turn you into a plant.

Gadkinkapnar Gubwipnan Shavganwig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gadkinkapnar Gubwipnan Shavganwig's Holy Commandments

1. Gadkinkapnar Gubwipnan Shavganwig loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your head.