Vilsinbest is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing penguin.

Vilsinbest created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vilsinbest, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vilsinbest, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vilsinbest's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vilsinbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.