Pityarceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sage bear.

Pityarceb created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pityarceb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pityarceb, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pityarceb's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pityarceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.